Sadly, I’m among the many Americans this year stuck inside my house all day, every day because: snow. We’ve been getting about 3 feet dumped on us every other week this year, and even our evergreen trees look ready to give up and lose their needles.    

Crystal Lindell
Crystal Lindell

To persevere, I’ve been going through a bag of Brookside pomegranate dark chocolates every other day. Don’t judge me. Those things are amazing. Hey, fruit plus dark chocolate totally equals healthy. Amirite?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m still eating Snicker’s Bites for breakfast. I’d never abandon those little pieces of wonderful chocolate and nougat. But the Brookside chocolates have become my latest addiction. My understanding of the situation is that calories don’t count when there’s snow on the ground — something to do with hibernation and below freezing temperatures.

The other side effect of staying indoors all day is that I’ve been overdosing on Buzzfeed. You know, the list-icle site that usually just runs pictures of nostalgic things with numbers next to them and somehow it makes you feel happy and sad at the same time? I.E. “16 Things Teen Girls Wore In The Winter Of 1996” (I loved my chunky boots!).

Ya, that site. And well, that site also has recently added quizzes. Quizzes to which I am sure you have, at the very least, seen results from on your Facebook feed. As in, you now know which Disney Princessthat girl you went to high school with is deep down inside.

Reminiscent of the series of questions I answered endlessly as a young girl to find out if I was “too into my crush” or “what kind of friend I was.” (“Yes” and “Very loyal” respectively), the quizzes on Buzzfeed are a little more gender neutral and a little more grown up, but they’re just as addicting. I.E. “Which Disney Couple Is Your Ideal Relationship?

So, in the spirit of jumping on every single cool new thing the very second it’s trending on Twitter, I thought I’d do a little candy quiz of my own this week for everyone. With a little bit of (non-)scientific research and a very healthy amount of knowledge about the confectionery industry, I created the PERFECT quiz to help you determine what kind of candy you are!

Without further ado, let’s get started:

what kind of candy are you?

1. Pick a movie:

A. Monsters University
B. Gone with the Wind
D.Iron Man
E. The Hunger Games

2. Pick a color

A. Neon Green
B. Black
D. Brown
E. Orange

3. What’s your ideal vacation spot?

A. Disneyland
B. England
C. Venice, Italy
D. A cruise around the Bahamas
E. Three days exploring Alaska, then three days exploring Hawaii

4. How do you like your eggs?

A. Scrambled
B. Poached
C. Eggs Benedict
D. Over easy
E. Omelets, with all the fixings!

5. Pick a song:

A.  Timber (featuring Kesah and Pitbull)
B. Rolling in the Deep (Adele)
C. I Will Always Love You (Dolly Parton)
D. Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' (Michael Jackson)
E. You're The One That I Want (John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John)

6. What’s your favorite drink?

A. Mountain Dew
B. Coffee, black.
C. Hot cocoa
D. Coke
E. A strawberry-banana milkshake

7. Pick a holiday:

A. Your birthday!
B. Thanksgiving
C. Valentine’s Day
D. Halloween
E. Christmas

Now, add up how many of each letter you got and check out your results below!, I.E. If you got  2 A’s, 1 D, and 4 B’s. then you have “mostly B’s”!

And don’t forget to let us know in the comments section which candy you were! Plus, how do you feel about the analysis? We’d love to know if you agree, disagree or hate math too much to figure out your results!

Mostly A’s: Skittles


You're fun, always up for an adventure and ready to for anything! You’re known for throwing amazing parties, and having a fun sense of style!

Mostly B’s: Scottie Dog Black Licorice

scottie dog black licorice

A little old-fashioned, you’re classy and the kind of person people look to for wisdom and advice! You’ve been around the block a few times, and you know which risks to take and which to run away from!

Mostly C’s: Godiva truffles

Godiva Truffles

Vivacious and and sensual, you’re the lover who loves to love. Never short on suitors, you’re romantic and charming!

Mostly D’s: Snicker’s Bar


You’re everyone’s best friend! People can’t imagine their lives without you! You’re always the first person they call, whether they need help moving, or they need a shoulder to cry on.

Mostly E’s: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

reeses peanut butter cup

You always find exactly the right way to put two things together! Whether it’s figuring out which of your friends should be dating, or which couch goes with the coffee table, you’re on top of it!